I've chosen to make my home on Guam for personal
reasons, but this is the worst place I've ever lived. I've been to many
islands, and most island people are welcoming, friendly, and charming.
This place is almost hostile. No concept of hospitality, and the worst
waiters and service people I've ever encountered in my life. Try taking
care of business at the department of revenue and taxation - you may
need a drink or a shoulder to cry on afterward.
Everything costs
double, not just because goods have to be imported, but because local
business have monopolies on certain industries and charge as much as
they can. When first apartment hunting, I was shown $1,500-$2,000 per
month apartments so run-down and nasty that I've seen better section 8
housing stateside. This is because all property owners automatically set
their base rents at military housing allowance, which is a ridiculously
high $1,700. Try renting a decent (one that isn't filthy and will not
get broken into) apartment on a regular salary - yeah, not gonna happen.
Oh, and if you like air-conditioning (who doesn't when it's 90 degrees
outside 90% of the year?), prepare to pay $400 or more per month for a
single family home.
I've lived in big, major metropolitan areas,
cities people associate with crime. I had never been robbed - until I
got to Guam. I was robbed on Guam twice in two years. And when I say
robbed, I mean "inside jobs." Staff at the hotel and apartment where I
stayed had access to my rooms (duh, they're staff). One day, after a
short stay off island, I came home to find everything gone - even my
freaking tennis shoes. When the cops came, I pointed out empty beer cans
that weren't mine (yeah, the thieves made themselves right at home).
Perhaps they should take them for prints....they LAUGHED. The police
LAUGHED AT ME because GUAM HAS NO FINGERPRINT DATABASE OR FORENSIC LAB
OF ANY KIND.
People still abuse/ignore stray animals and enjoy
cock-fighting here. The island's only pound is disgusting and in
disrepair (have you been to the SPCA on Oahu? It's like a hotel). Guam's
situation with animals is 40 years or more behind most developed
nations.
If you get sick on Guam, you are screwed. Basically, if
you go into Guam Memorial Hospital for an emergency, chances are you
won't come out alive. The GMH emergency room entrance looks like a
triage unit for an army doing ground warfare in the middle east. The
parking lot is packed 24/7 (when I say "packed" I mean, cars have to
park all the way down the street and into a residential area). Why?
Because people who have no money or insurance use it as a clinic -
because they know they can't be turned away. That's right - they just
don't give a damn. They don't care that people with real emergencies may
suffer because they caught a cold and don't want to pay for the
treatment. Oh, did I mention the hospital is not approved by stateside
medical organizations? And that some of its former directors have been
accused/convicted of theft and selling prescriptions?
And based
on news of late, it looks like our next governor will either be a
nepotistic thief of a murdering thief. No, I am not speaking in
metaphors - the locals will know what I'm talking about.
Most
locals will start getting a rope ready to hang you if you spoke of any
of this (elephant in living room stuff) in public. It's because most
have never lived any where else for an extend period of time, although
more Chamorros live off island than on island (gee I wonder why). And
they're really sensitive. Anyway, I'm here to stay, for a while anyway.
And I smile and welcome everyone and try to be good island
representative and try to pretend like this place isn't going to hell in
a hand-basket.
Advice: Shop at Cost-u-less; Other grocery
stores, especially Payless, charge double or triple cost-u-less. Kmart
may be the only place you can find what you need, but it's not like
stateside k-marts - they are (I can't believe I'm saying this about
Kmart) EXPENSIVE. They take advantage of us because they're the only
place. If you have access to the stores on base, go. Get an ebay account
if you don't already have one. Use it, love it, and never let it go. I
saw something at Micropac (electronics store that RAPES its customers
because they are sole distributor for certain popular electronics
products) selling for $400 that I got on ebay for $75!!!!!! THE SAME
DAMN THING - only mine was a NEWER MODEL!!!! If people here think they
can separate you from your money, they will. You must demand lower
prices everywhere you go - including the power authority, phone
companies, cell phone companies, etc. Don't be ashamed. The service is
so damn bad, we should get discounts for that alone!
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